Sunday, 30 March 2014

Mr Glob


When my hilarious friends came to the Roseberry garden park with me to practise the best game in the world invented, CRICKET! Jacob was in the nets batting, I was bowling and bowled this great leg spinner and it ripped the bails off. Jacob was just standing frozen in the position that when it hit the bails. Then he pretended to have a machine gun and shooting at us, we all started laughing forever. Then the horrific smell of death came about. It was the smell was the Horrible citizen Mr Glob. Mr Glob was so ugly worms live in his belly button and in His Elephants Ears. I bet you he could fit 596 ear worms in there with no juice coming out I bet Luke. You're on he said loser has to lick his belly button. Every time he goes for a walk he sits on the one thing that can hold him the park bench. The funny thing was that it was covered in cement and so he sat down. Surprisingly he could go that high in the air without falling down and smashing the concrete in one million pieces. We then got 596 fattest, most juiciest air worms we could ever see. Noah was the messiest so we let him do it because he just loves animals. Half an hour later we found one more when we finished so we put that in his ear and every air worms squirted the most fattest, most colourful juice ever seen. It started running down his face in his nose down his pants (Surprisingly it could get down there) and all over his eyes.

Friday, 14 March 2014


                                                                          Mr Glob
 WARNING THIS IS NOT FINISHED AND YOU MAY VOMIT BECAUSE OF THE   DESCRIPTION.       





When my hilarious friends came to the Rose berry garden park with me to practice the best game in the world invented, CRICKET! Jacob was in the nets batting, I was bowling and bowled this great leg spinner and it ripped the bails off. Jacob was just standing frozen in the position that when it hit the bails. Then he pretended to have a machine gun and shooting at us, we all started laughing forever. Then the horrific smell of death same about. It was the smell was the Horrible citizen Mr Glob. Mr Glob was so ugly ear worms live in his belly button and in His Elephants Ears. I bet you he could fit 596 ear worms in there with no juice coming out I bet Luke. You're on he said loser has to lick his belly button. Every time he goes for a walk he sits on the one thing that can hold him the park bench. The funny thing was that it was covered in cement and so he sat down surprisingly he could go that high in the air without falling down and smashing the concrete in one million pieces. We then got 596 fattest, most juiciest air worms we could ever see. Noah was the messiest so we let him do it because he just loves animals. Half an hour later we found one more when we finished so we put that in his ear and every air worms squirted the most fattest, most colourful juice ever seen. It started running down his face in his nose down his pants (Surprisingly it could get down there) and all over his eyes.

Monday, 3 March 2014

Sir Junkelot's manor

   Sir Junkelot manor


Taking a deep breath so then I wouldn't inhale a big whiff of the pouter smell of Sir Junkelot Driveway. You probably wouldn't go near this horrific house but for me, I am used to it at home because of my dads rotten bum that lets off the worst smell of stink bombs you will ever smell in your life. But anyway, the driveway was covered in moss, ants, spider webs, and other stuff that I can't even speak of because it is so appalling that you will faint just thinking about it. If you get past the zombie infected driveway all of the doors will be smash with small pebbles but they were everywhere on the glass. It looked a bit like the game where you join the dots to make a picture. This one look like a butterfly getting eating by a monster truck. Then the one after that looks like a caterpillar getting run over by a car tyre. I shouldn't carry on because you would vomit. When you knock on the the oak wood door you would break it in one million pieces. All the gardens will be dead with all of the cat poo and kitty litter all over the plants. They will be as brown as a massive mudslide with a mud pool at the bottom of the hill.