Monday, 3 March 2014

Sir Junkelot's manor

   Sir Junkelot manor


Taking a deep breath so then I wouldn't inhale a big whiff of the pouter smell of Sir Junkelot Driveway. You probably wouldn't go near this horrific house but for me, I am used to it at home because of my dads rotten bum that lets off the worst smell of stink bombs you will ever smell in your life. But anyway, the driveway was covered in moss, ants, spider webs, and other stuff that I can't even speak of because it is so appalling that you will faint just thinking about it. If you get past the zombie infected driveway all of the doors will be smash with small pebbles but they were everywhere on the glass. It looked a bit like the game where you join the dots to make a picture. This one look like a butterfly getting eating by a monster truck. Then the one after that looks like a caterpillar getting run over by a car tyre. I shouldn't carry on because you would vomit. When you knock on the the oak wood door you would break it in one million pieces. All the gardens will be dead with all of the cat poo and kitty litter all over the plants. They will be as brown as a massive mudslide with a mud pool at the bottom of the hill.

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